Most make it a couple of weeks before their ceremonial disemboweling occurs, spilling a trail of polyester fiberfill behind their sad, empty pelt.
And then there's Howard. Oh, Howard.
Don't expect to see Penny come out of the bedroom in the morning without Howard in tow.
After all, a girl's gotta make sure her duck is getting his fresh air for the day.
If it's a really good day, he'll get buried,
only to be unearthed a few hours later,
and used as a prop.
He'll take an evening trip through the washer,
so he can be returned, nice and clean, just in time for bed.
Yours truly-
Tigerlily
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